Hello, month of May! Goodbye, Windows 7. I have to admit, you were pretty, and automatically using my TV in HD as a monitor without any problems was very impressive. However, your failure to work with my hardware — a wireless ethernet card, and my firewire recording interface without audio dropouts, has caused me to say goodbye to you.

I can only hope that someday, the people who care for you, give you a bath and a tune-up. Also, shame on you for your booby-traps when I try to take you off… grrr.